Brownfield’s Proposed New City Ordinance

Hello friends of the BROWNFIELD EMPIRE LLC! My crack legal team has
drafted a proposed city ordinance that should help with the corruption
issue. Unfortunately the county cannot adopt a similar ordinance
because the CORRUPT state of TEXAS will not allow it, no matter how
much I have offered Governor Perry to bribe him. My proposal is below
and any comments would be greatly appreciated. Please contact me at
brownfieldempire.gmail.com or visit my blog at
http://www.brownfieldempire.blogspot.com

EL PASO CITY ORDINANCE 1070

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1 Be it enacted by the City Council of the City of El Paso

2 Section 1. Intent

3 The city council finds that there is a compelling interest in the

4 cooperative enforcement of federal corruption and honest services
laws throughout all of

5 El Paso. The legislature declares that the intent of this act is to make

6 attrition through enforcement the public policy of all state and local

7 government agencies in Arizona. The provisions of this act are intended to

8 work together to discourage and deter the unlawful entry and presence of

9 lobbyists and corrupt economic activity by persons who act unlawfully while

10 present in the city of El Paso.

11 Sec. 2. Title 11, chapter 7, El Paso City Charter, is amended by

12 adding article 8, to read:

13 ARTICLE 8. ENFORCEMENT OF CORRUPTION AND HONEST SERVICES LAWS

14 11-1051. Cooperation and assistance in enforcement of

15 ENFORCEMENT OF CORRUPTION AND HONEST SERVICES LAWS

16 A. NO OFFICIAL OR AGENCY OF THIS CITY, OR

17 OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS CITY MAY ADOPT A POLICY THAT LIMITS OR

18 RESTRICTS THE ENFORCEMENT OF FEDERAL ENFORCEMENT OF CORRUPTION AND HONEST

19 SERVICES LAWS TO LESS THAN THE FULL EXTENT PERMITTED BY FEDERAL LAW.

20 B. FOR ANY LAWFUL CONTACT MADE BY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIAL OR AGENCY

21 OF THIS CITY, OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THIS

22 CITY WHERE REASONABLE SUSPICION EXISTS THAT THE PERSON IS AN LOBBYIST

23 WHO IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE CITY OF EL PASO, A REASONABLE ATTEMPT

24 SHALL BE MADE, WHEN PRACTICABLE, TO DETERMINE THE INTEGRITY STATUS OF THE

25 PERSON. THE PERSON’S INTEGRITY STATUS SHALL BE VERIFIED WITH THE FEDERAL

26 GOVERNMENT (FBI) PURSUANT TO 8 UNITED STATES CODE SECTION 1373(c).

27 C. IF AN LOBBYIST WHO IS UNLAWFULLY PRESENT IN THE CITY OF EL PASO IS

28 CONVICTED OF A VIOLATION OF STATE OR LOCAL LAW, ON DISCHARGE FROM

29 IMPRISONMENT OR ASSESSMENT OF ANY FINE THAT IS IMPOSED, THE LOBBYIST SHALL BE

30 TRANSFERRED IMMEDIATELY TO THE CUSTODY OF THE UNITED STATES FEDERAL

31 BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION OR THE CIA FOR WATERBOARDING.

32 D. NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER LAW, A LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY MAY

33 SECRETLY TRANSPORT AN LOBBYIST WHO IS UNLAWFULLY OPERATING IN THE CITY

34 AND WHO IS IN THE AGENCY’S CUSTODY TO A FEDERAL FACILITY IN CUBA OR TO

35 ANY OTHER POINT OF TRANSFER INTO FEDERAL CUSTODY THAT IS OUTSIDE THE

36 JURISDICTION (EXTRAORDINARY RENDITION) OF THE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

37 E. A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, WITHOUT A WARRANT, MAY ARREST A PERSON

38 IF THE OFFICER HAS PROBABLE CAUSE TO BELIEVE THAT THE PERSON HAS COMMITTED

39 ANY PUBLIC CORRUPTION OFFENSE THAT MAKES THE PERSON REMOVABLE FROM THE CITY.

40 F. EXCEPT AS PROVIDED IN FEDERAL LAW, OFFICIALS OR AGENCIES OF THIS

41 CITY AND OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISIONS OF THE CITY OF EL PASO

42 MAY NOT BE PROHIBITED OR IN ANY WAY BE RESTRICTED FROM SENDING,

43 RECEIVING OR MAINTAINING INFORMATION RELATING TO THE INTEGRITY STATUS OF

44 ANY INDIVIDUAL OR EXCHANGING THAT INFORMATION WITH ANY OTHER FEDERAL, STATE

45 OR LOCAL GOVERNMENTAL ENTITY FOR THE FOLLOWING OFFICIAL PURPOSES:

PAGE 2 EL PASO CITY ORDINANCE 1070

1 1. DETERMINING ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PUBLIC BENEFIT, SERVICE OR LICENSE

2 PROVIDED BY ANY PART OF THE CITY OR OTHER POLITICAL SUBDIVISION OF THE

3 CITY OF EL PASO.

4 2. CONFIRMING THE IDENTITY OF ANY LOBBYIST WHO IS DETAINED.

5. 3. IF THE PERSON IS AN LOBBYIST, DETERMINING WHETHER THE PERSON IS IN

6. COMPLIANCE WITH THE FEDERAL REGISTRATION LAWS PRESCRIBED BY TITLE II, CHAPTER

7. 7 OF THE FEDERAL CORRUPTION AND HONEST SERVICES ACT.

8. 4. ATTORNEY FEES ARE HEREBY BANNED FOR POLITICAL CONSULTATION.

9. ALL PERSON(S) WHO APPEAR BEFORE A TAXING ENTITY ASKING FOR ANYTHING

10 WHILE WEARING BUSINESS ATTIRE SHALL BE IMMEDIATLEY FRISKED AND THEN

11. SENT TO THE EL PASO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT TO GO THROUGH THE NUDIE SCANNER.

12. UNDER THE AUTHORITY GRANTED BY THE PATRIOT ACT ALL PERSON(S) SEEKING

13. BUSINESS WITH THE TAXPAYER SHALL BE WIRETAPPED, BUGGED AND ANY OTHER

14. KIND OF SURVEILLANCE DEEMED NECESSARY TO PROVE YOUR HONESTY. IF YOU

15. HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE THIS WILL NOT BE A PROBLEM.

PAGE 3 EL PASO CITY ORDINANCE 1070

1. ALL ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO TAX DOLLARS WILL BE

2. REQUIRED TO WEAR AND ANKLE BRACELET AT ALL TIMES.

3. ALL COMMUNICTION DEVICE(S) USED BY ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS WHO

4. HAVE ACCESS TO TAX DOLLARS SHALL BE MONITORED AND RECORDED AND AVAILABLE

5. ON THE CITY WEBSITE FOR REVIEW BY ANYONE.

6. ALL ELECTED AND APPOINTED OFFICIALS WHO HAVE ACCESS TO TAX DOLLARS WILL BE

7. REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE ALL FINANCIAL INTERESTS AND RELATIONSHIPS WITHIN 2 DAYS

8. OF TAKING OFFICE. FAILURE TO DO SO WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE
DEPORTATION TO JUAREZ

9. WEARING A “I LOVE CHAPO” T SHIRT AND HAT. ELECTED AND APPOINTED
OFFICIALS WHO

10. HAVE ACCESS TO TAX DOLLARS WILL HAVE TO WEAR NASCAR STYLE CLOTHING WITH

11. LOGO(S) SIZED TO MATCH THE AMOUNT OF LIFETIME CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTIONS FROM

12. EACH SOURCE.

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